Department for Work and Pensions
Caxton House
London
SW1H 9DA
Dear Mr X,
Your child has been removed from your care, without notice and through no fault of your own.
However, you are required by law to fulfil your responsibilities towards your child, so please remit £45.26 to me weekly from now on.
Failure to do so will cause me to remove your passport and driving license. I will also be pleased to publicly humiliate you and your child by naming and shaming you on a website for absent parents.